The Eternal Ledger
The Eternal Ledger eliminates the need for pesky CPA’s by automatically recording every one of your transactions, forever.
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Tomorrow Coin
Tomorrow Corp now pays exclusively in tomorrow coin! (coin not valid anywhere off of campus.)
Read MoreManagerial Infallibility Policy Update
At Tomorrow Corp, we remind all associates that your managers are always 100% right — even when they’re 100% wrong.
Read MoreWe Own All of Your Time and Talent!
At Tomorrow Corp, we kindly remind you that by choosing to work here, you have joyfully surrendered all of your time, treasure, and talents for the greater good of corporate efficiency.
Read MoreThe Elimination of Human Managers
Tommorow Corp replaces all human managers with A.I.
Read MoreThe A.I. Thought Companion!
We’ve heard your feedback that management has felt a little “out of sync” with local office life. Well, great news — your voice has been heard… and will continue to be heard every single moment you’re at work!
Read MoreThe Homework Initiative!
We’ve heard your feedback that you want to work from home. Well, folks, permission granted! Tomorrow Corp is proud to announce its latest productivity breakthrough: The Homework Initiative!
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